These are the instructions for Liz Weber, but normal people will be able to decipher how to do this properly.
-Take two bottles of red wine out of their hiding places in your bedroom.
Step Two
-Squeeze four fresh oranges and four fresh lemons per bottle of wine. Ok fine. Lemonade and Sunny D. Whatever. Add a lot of sugar. More sugar. Stir and bring to a boil. A soft boil, no one wants to harm the alcohol here.
Step Three
-Add cinnamon sticks and cloves. You have those lying around, right?
Step Four
-Stir until spicy. Taste a lot as you go, you've been good this week.
Step Five
-Add the wine. Don't drink it before you add it. I'm serious.
Step Six
-Allow it to cool just enough to not burn your mouth.
Step Seven
-Consume, responsibly, Liz Weber
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